I can’t really think of a way to feel pretty anymore. I try getting dolled up but it just doesn’t cut it.
This old man came into my work yesterday and was wearing a wife beater. The weird thing was, he was wearing a white training bra underneath. It was definitely the most tragic/hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.
Dear Children, Teens, Middle-Age and Elderly People,
Please stop telling me I look like Taylor Swift. Also, please stop calling me Taylor or Ms. Swift. My name is Noelle.